OVERESTIMATE

(Recommended for reciting aloud; no punctuation or pausation implied. Words in CAPS LOCK are to be recited in a voice heard across a 5-mile range, or something like that)

What the heck with that good morning thing mornings are never good okay guys it's final fight day is everyone ready what the hell where's everyone GET THE HECK UP YOU LAZY BASTARDS we're behind the shedule eight frigging o'clock I suppose we discussed the timing long enough at the council yesterday they've got a frigging army and we've got thirty men so all we have is strategy where's the sabotage group here you are good so does everyone remember his part okay nice where're your potions WHAT DO YOU MEAN NONE damn you bastards get me the alchemist go get the ingredients over there and get your ass bak here and write down the algorithm BE QUICK dammit okay now get sir Lan down here what do you mean don't know where he is find him at once really I should've roused you two hours earlier to be in time move your bodies this is the only chance we still have what was that again an army on the march dammit it's them they overran us holy shit we're going to die here Alan not now okay I want the sabotage group right here right now the others stay and defend the castle maybe we still have time I'll try to get you past the mountain passes YES i'm going too since you can't do a thing on your own Alan I said NOT NOW damn they're already here we're screwed get the potions up the wall at least we'll blow them up sabotage group go through the other gate while you still can Alan I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU don't you see there's hell out there oh holy shit holy shit but how ironic dammit we're done okay Alan whatever it was you were going to say it no longer makes any diffeWHAT DO YOU MEAN ENEMY NUMBERS TEN MEN???